Sunday, February 28, 2010

Politics, Broken Down By Me

The Conservative: The wealthy worked hard for what they have. No one has the right to deprive them of the fruits of their labor.

The Liberal: The world does not work as fairly as The Conservative asserts. People are often blessed with good fortune or plagued with ill fortune.

The Right-Wing Libertarian: The Liberal is correct that the world is not fair, but it is not our duty to change the laws of nature.

The Left-Wing Anarchist: The injustice in our world is spurred by the corruption of governments. Humans may be imperfect, but our individual virtues still outweigh the virtues of any government.

The Nihilist: We're all fucked, so shut up and have a beer.

The Nihilist's Friend: Good idea, Nick.

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